Christmas Everywhere - Rodney Crowell, Lera Lynn

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

Christmas everywhere

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

Pulling out my hair

Shoppers lined up out the door

Traffic backed up miles or more

It’s Christmas time so what the heck

Let’s go spend the whole paycheck

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

Morning, noon, and night

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

Christmas, Am I right?

Larry wants a Lincoln Log

Carrie wants a puppy dog

And Johnny wants a ball and bat

Hey, let’s make that a cowboy hat

Momma wants a kitchen sink

And Daddy wants a stiffer drink

Grandma wants us to cut the crap

Grandpa wants a nice long nap

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

Christmas out the waz

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

Christmas up the schnozz

Come all ye faithful, don’t be slow

It’s Christmas time, you can’t say «no»

Rudy wants a motorboat

Judy wants a new mink coat

Penny wants a brand new car

Jenny wants to be a star

And Billy wants the state of Texas

Lily wants to sue her exes

Maggie wants a string of pearls

Donald wants to rule the world

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

Christmas here again

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

Christmas wearing thin

Deck the halls, it is the season

We don’t need no rhyme or reason

It’s Christmas time, go spread the cheer

Pretty soon gon' be next year

As long as I’m upon your knee

Santa, won’t you bring to me

A time machine that I can ride

Back to the day John Lennon died

I know that I could stop the man

Who held that pistol in his hand

And by the way, for what it’s worth

Please bring my sister peace on earth

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

Christmas makes me happy

I love Christmas cold and gray

I love it sweet and sappy

Says crazy kissin' Cousin Flo:

«Let's break out the miseltoe»

Spike the punch with something strong

Sing our favorite Christmas song

Up On The Rooftop, click click click

That they call Saint Nick