Titties and Beer - Rodney Carrington, Colt Ford

On the first nite in the tittie club\nWe were checkin out all the chicks.\nThere were black ones and white ones,\nBruinets and blondes,\nLook at the size of the red heads tits.\nThe first gal I tipped was flat\nAs hell but had I nice ass that was sent from god.\nI was horny and even though\nI aint rich I was tippin like a son of a bitch.\nYou see you been to a tittie bar\nWith 200 bucks it feels good to be out with my freinds,\nIn the tittie club you can be a good cheer\nCause there aint nuttin better then titties and beer