Sing Along - Rodney Atkins

If you could read my mind

You might slap my face

If you could see inside my heart

You’d see it’s in the right place

See, it’s like bunnies in a bramble, or honey bees in a hive

Whenever I’m beside you, that’s my paradise

Might be a twisted way of sayin', I ain’t proud, and no offense

But I been thinkin' 'bout you, baby, in the future tense

We’ll take it slower than a broke-knee'd turtle

Yeah, we’ll get tighter than your grandma’s girdle

Oh, I want you, I need you, and I’ll never do you wrong

If you’re feelin' what I’m singin', baby, sing along

Ain’t no moonshine maker, ain’t no man of the cloth

Ain’t no kangaroo lawyer, but I will get you off

'Cause anything worth doin’s worth doin' again

And again, and again, and when

We’re dancin' slower than a broke-knee'd turtle

Gettin' tighter than your grandma’s girdle

Oh, I want you, I need you, and I’ll never do you wrong

If you’re feelin' what I’m singin', baby, just sing along

I want you, I need you

Oh, I’ll never do you wrong

If you’re diggin' what I’m singin'

Baby, just jump on in and sing along

Slower than a broke-knee'd turtle

Tighter than your grandma’s girdle

Don’t say a word

Just sing like a bird

Don’t say a word

Just sing like a bird

Slower than a broke-knee'd

Tighter than your grandma’s, yeah