Double Standards Inc. - Robert Pollard

At 90 degrees Kansas sinks into a fine red hue

The same place the fly got smashed

The air smells of money

Double standards, honey

Talk precisely when you’re gunning

The tape machine’s not running

At the equal opportunity investment seminar

Out there in the fields

Of equally sharp minds

Gimme a quick gimmick- 5 to 1

One smells dynamite

Not one to run from a good fight

Double Standards Incorporated!