Howzat! - Robert Calvert

You’ve got yourself quite a name

For being a Romeo rover

How’s that, how’s that

You think it’s all part of the game

You bowl another maiden over

How’s that, how’s that

All right, so you knocked her for six

You always go with the chicks

How’s that, how’s that

They fall in your lap

How’s that, how’s that

It’s just like cricket old chap

But I perfected my spin

And just as soon as you’re in

I’m going to catch you out

You’re going to hear everyone shout

How’s that, how’s that

It bounced off his bat

How’s that, how’s that

Another a pit side chat

How’s that

Dressed in white with a bat in your hand

You think you’re god’s gift to ladies

How’s that, how’s that

Why she fell for you I don’t understand

I think she must have been crazy

How’s that, how’s that

She must have been silly mid off

To fall for that superman stuff

How’s that, how’s that

She walked in your trap

How’s that, how’s that

Well something went snap

But I’ve got the wind on my side

And you’ve got the sun in your eyes

I’m afraid that you’re out of luck

I’m going to get you out for a duck

How’s that, how’s that

The stumps are laid flat

How’s that, how’s that

The bails go SPLAT!

Getting ready now to take my run

This bowl has got your name on it

How’s that, how’s that

She’s just another girl that you’ve won

But you wish that you’d never begun it

How’s that, how’s that

Check your crease just one final time

I’m going to show you this lady is mine

How’s that, how’s that

She’s in a big picture hat

How’s that, how’s that

I’ll show you both where it’s at

Watch out for this sober arm spin

And see my feet give just one little spring

You won’t see the ball in the air

But you can be sure that it’ll be there

How’s that, how’s that, how’s that, how’s that

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