Pep Rally - Rob Sonic

Okay, bring whiskey, gunplay’s risky

Ocelot hoof raise, roof made tinny

Drop, lift suitcase, newspage lip read

You’ll say the worst and for her sakes hit me

Fake titty, scarred up nipple

Heavy on the arson riddle

Smoke cleared, goat beard, hard luck symbol

With his finger on the trigger of a lost scud missile

Trust triple, funds in the Caymans

Dr. Demento, drugs for the famous

Suicide hot line rushing to save him from the cops

And to stop him from punching the patients, rooms at the spa

Take what you need when you move modern rock

Savor the cream, cause your crew’s Haagen-Dazs

While I ride with the princess and Ookla the Mok

Who got the Mott’s?

Porkchop greasy

Keys to the Jeep and a Money in the sock and the Corn Cob leafy

Like war isn’t hell but it sure isn’t easy

Now let’s get the chains and the busted pipes

Cause they got planes and trucks to drive

And they get paid for us to die

But not enough for them to fight

We got spirit, no we don’t

But we got black eyes and a broken nose

And A Few Good Men but most of those

Are drunk in the back, singing «Row Your Boat»

Bring gravy, some say crazy

Balconies, blankets, unsafe baby

Hallowed be thy name of a one plane Navy

I once sold shirts at an upstate Macy’s

Unsavory, A six nation army vs. a Miller family

Old No. 7 in the pitcher brandy

Cause I never met a stripper that the liquor can’t feed

Dance freak, I roll with your head up

More CHiPs than the highway patrol pancetta

Trix for kids not So we only going in if we got coats and Berettas

Shock jockey, land speed drifter

Sipping on some syrup from the Ganges River

Kick it on the yellow bus, Andy’s bitter

Cause I’m giving it to hell and krumping Aunt Bee’s sister

Can’t live her, forfeit the front

And head for the hills where we’ll forest the funk

A bullet in his belly and a sword in his tongue

Like war isn’t easy but it sure isn’t fun

Now let’s get the chains and the busted pipes

Cause they got planes and trucks to drive

And they get paid for us to die

But not enough for them to fight

We got spirit, no we don’t

But we got black eyes and a broken nose

And A Few Good Men but most of those

Are drunk in the back, singing «Row Your Boat»