BUTTERSCOTCH BABE RUTH - Riff Raff

Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth

Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth

Butter-, Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth

Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth (yeah)

Tie your shoes, loose tooth, blue suit in the booth

Back to bat matte mint St. Patrick’s day coupe

Talking MacGregor Blue Tooth, who you talking to?

'Bout the Colossus of clout, couchsurfing from Beirut

'Bout to shoot shootie hoops on you, fucking Froot Loops

Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth

While you running upstairs grab broom off the roof

Don’t forget to take the trash, sweep uncle Gary’s room

You found his fleshlight and licked it

Your grandfather’s ticklish

I’m very superstitious

I’m allergic to taking pictures

Unless it’s with a flock of certified bad bitches

You ain’t allowed to go to Michigan

Or go fishing

In addition, you gotta ask your Mrs for permission

I’m on a money-making mission, guard-gated subdivision

I’m in the NBA, you in the D3

You can’t even make the D League

You tried out in Italy

And got sent home in three, days

They wouldn’t even let you be the towel boy

For minimum wage, you better off

Going home, begging your hometown sweetheart to stay

But she already turned the page

You only been gone four days

And she already got engaged, today

He works at Dave and Busters

He’s a bus boy with mustard on his shirt

He got fired on the first for cussing at customers

RiFF

Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth

Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth

Butter-, Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth

Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth

Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth

Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth

Butter-, Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth

Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth