My Favorite Pillow - Rhett and Link

Do… do you remember back

In middle school

When my trunks fell down

At the pool

Everyone laughed

Except for you

You just let me hold you

In my bedroom

Our freshman year

When Julie Midnight

Dump me because of

My overbite

I cried all night

All over you

You didn’t seem to mind

My tears or my drool

I could always hold you tight

So soft so cool on your other side

In my eyes you been nothing but classy

But everybody saying you are nasty

Ffull of fungus it can’t be true

Lating with bacteria, no, not you

But the thing that

Did it did me end

I learned your full of

Dustmite excrement

And those dead skin cells

Might be mine

But knowing what’s in you

I can’t sleep at night

We’ve been through all thick and thin

Is hard to think this is the end

Is not me, is definitively you

You are a body fluid spone and we are through…