What Women Want - Rhett and Link, Chester See, Kassem G

Studies show that ladies like

A man with a guitar

But I don’t wanna learn guitar

Cause I heard that it’s hard

But I can learn how to hold it

And move my hands

Just enough so you might think

That I might be in a band

(I can also play mouth guitar while playing fake-real guitar.)

That’s what women want

I don’t play the saxophone

But I heard it never fails

For a woman to love a sax playing man

So I bought one at a yard sale

It looks incredibly complicated

With all these moving parts

But all I gotta do is move my fingers and throw back my head to speak to your

heart

That’s what Women want

I don’t technically have a job

But I heard that ladies like

A man who doesn’t live at home

And drives a car instead of a bike

So I carjacked this convertible and I shoplifted this suit

And I know that it impresses you

When I’m driving and talking on my Bluetooth

(No-no-no I already have a meeting at three; but y’know what? Go ahead and

schedule it.

I’ll take it from the office and the other one from Skype;

but I still gotta make my racquetball game at three-ten.)

That’s what women want

(I don’t have the capacity to feel emotions for others

Because I’m a sociopath, I never knew my mother

But I’ve learned how to mimic human feelings

And make women think that I care

I find that if goes a long way to just tell a girl you like her hair.)

(A-ha hi, how are you? I absolutely love being with you. You smell nice.

You make me the happiest man in the world.

You can trust me.)

That’s what women want

That’s what the ladies like

That’s what chicks dig

That’s what females prefer

That’s what honeys desire

That’s what babes fancy

That’s what girls are into

That’s what women want

(Have you lost weight?)