John Wayne - Red Zebra

John Wayne was never a soldier

John Wayne was never a hero

John Wayne didn’t join the army

John Wayne didn’t die for his country

John Wayne was scared of the Indians

John Wayne was scared of the guns

John Wayne was scared of the bullits

He was scared of all the other Johns

John Wayne, John Wayne was scared

John Wayne,

John Wayne was scared

John Wayne never won a war

John Wayne never served in Vietnam

John Wayne only faught with his woman

John Wayne, you’re not a real man

John Wayne laughing on the soundtrack

John Wayne looking like a hunchback

John Wayne riding on a horsetrack

Hey John, I want my money back

John Wayne, John Wayne was scared

John Wayne, John Wayne was

was, was.

was scared

This is what John Wayne said to the American soldiers:

I can’t sing, I can’t dance

but I can shake a lot of hands

I can’t sing, I can’t dance

but I can shake a lot of hands

I can’t sing.

I can’t dance

but I can shake a lot of hands

John Wayne, John Wayne was scared (5x)

John Wayne, John Wayne was,

was, was, was scared