Time Bomb - Reckless Kelly, Merel Bregante

She left him at the altar

Smashed her wedding cake

And she stripped off her long white dress

Then her sexy lingerie

And she kissed Father Joseph savagely

On the lips

Oh lord have mercy, because

My sister’s flipped

Couldn’t see it coming

How were we to know

Mother’s little angel

Little devil though

She was such a sweet young thing, but

Something went wrong

Twenty years on a straight line, I guess it

Built a live time bomb

She left him at the altar

Smashed her wedding cake

And she stripped off her long white dress

And then her sexy lingerie

And she kissed Father Joseph savagely

On the lips

Oh lord have mercy, because

My sister’s flipped

Old Johnny Two-Shoes

His jaw just hit the floor

Little Granny Jones, yeah

She keeled right over

Should’ve seen the best man get a

Smile on his face

And that sleazy maid of honor, you know, you know it

Made her day

She left him at the altar

Smashed her wedding cake

And she stripped off her long white dress

And then her sexy lingerie

And she kissed Father Joseph savagely

On the lips

Oh lord have mercy, because

My sister’s flipped

Said lord have mercy, because --