Cooler-N-Hell - Ray Wylie Hubbard

A sixty-eight Camaro, Candy Apple Red

Four speed transmission, chrome heads

Rev her up, and she casts a spell

Some things here under heaven are just cooler-n-hell

A pack of Chesterfields, sunglasses and a suit

A half pint of gin and a gold tooth

Lightnin' Hopkins and a penatonic scale

Some things here under heaven are just cooler-n-hell

A blonde telecaster, 1955

Dyna Comp pedal and a beer bottle for a slide

A black face twin, with JBLs

Some things here under heaven are just cooler-n-hell

Black mascara, Loreal on her lips

A tribal tattoo just above her hips

A honky-tonkin' woman who wears her ink well

Some things here under heaven are just cooler-n-hell

Yeah, some of this stuff down here is just cooler-n-hell