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I’m glad that I’m not soluble

That would be quite bad

I’m glad that I’m not soluble

That would make me sad

(So sad)

If I found that I was soluble

It would be a pain

I couldn’t go outside you see

If it began to rain

If I woke up soluble

I’d have to shake and cower

In abject terror every time

That I walked past the shower

I’m glad that I’m not soluble

That would be quite bad

I’m glad that I’m not soluble

That would make me sad

(So sad)

I’d probably lose all my friends

For they would point and laugh

At how I was quite terrified

Of going near a bath

I’d hate find I’m soluble

I’d effervesce and bubble

If accidentally one day

I stepped into a puddle

I’m glad that I’m not soluble

That would be quite bad

I’m glad that I’m not soluble

That would make me sad

(So sad)