END OF THE ROAD INTERLUDE - Rat Boy

Stevie:

This is the last show of the-

Sherriff:

(knocking on door) Sorry, we need you to open up.

This is the sheriff

Stevie:

Oh…

Sherriff:

You’ve been served.

We’re shutting you down (talking and knocking continues in

background)

Stevie:

…fuck me.

I guess this- this- this is the END end.

I’ve- uh- I’ve run out of

money and luck it appears.

But hey, it’s been a good long run thanks to you all.

You’re loyal fans, and good night.

This one is «Kicked Outta School»,

something we can all relate to, at least I can.

And let me tell you something,

if you’re drinking don’t drive.

And if you’re driving, give me a ride to a

bail bondsman.

Power to the people, and if you don’t have power — pay your

fucking bills.

Y’know- Hold on a second!

You got a fucking warrant?!

Uh, if anybody out there knows a bail bondsman, I’d really appreciate it.

Uh, this is- this is not- this is not a test.

Shut up!

I’m coming!

This is not a test.

This is not a te- C’mon!

I’m not wearing- I’m not wearing

pants!

Sherriff:

(door busts open) Hands behind your back!

Get on the fucking floor.

Stop fucking breathing or I will taze you!

Fuck you!

Get the mace!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Stop resisting!

You’re resisting.

Stop resisting!

Stop resisting!