I Could Love a Million Girls - Randy Newman

I’ve heard them say so often they could love their wives alone

But I think that’s just foolish: men must have hearts made of stone

Now my heart is made of softer stuff: it melts at each warm glance

A pretty girl can’t look my way without a new romance

Oh!

I could love a million girls and every girl a twin

I could love a chinese girl an eskimo or finn

I could love a german girl a girl with golden curls

In fact I think that I could love about a million girls

I Loved a girl whose eyes shone forth just like a crystal mask

I loved her till I found out that her eye was made of glass

I loved a girl whose form it was a gorgeous thing to see

I loved her till I found out that part of it was a tree

Oh!

He could love a million girls a million girls could he

He could love a native girl from far across the sea

He could love a million girls a girl with baby curls

In fact I think that he could love about a million girls