Happy Ending - Randy Newman

I feel the hot wind blowin'

From the west to the east

I feel the hot wind blowin'

Can’t get no relief

I feel the hot wind blowin'

Ev’ry day and ev’ry night

I feel my confidence growin'

And I know I’m gonna be alright

I see the volcanos

'Rupting and erupting

Red walls of fire

I got Corruption

Seduction

Destruction

Reproduction

I got Las Vegas in my mind

Seem like it’s stuck up in there

Like it’s been there for all times

You can take your desert

Goddamn it, give me mine

'Cause I got Las Vegas in my mind

Through these portals

Pass the rich and the famous

Through these portals

Pass the very best at what they do

Man, they’re the greatest!

It’s the land of giant women

But the little man is king

Here in Las Vegas

Man, they got ev’rything

Run with it

They got English girls

With legs so long

You gotta use a stepladder

To lick their love thing

And it’s a family place, too, now

So bring the kids along

They’re gonna have a real good time here

They got wild women from Borneo

Playin' the piano

In your bungalow

They got monkey women from the Amazon

Or something really funky

From the lands beyond

They’re here in Las Vegas

They’re here in Las Vegas

Las Vegas!

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Man, I’m speaking in tongues

Uruh.

Uruh.

Uruh