P Is The Best Letter - Psychostick

P is the best letter

In the whole alphabet

Because it starts the

Name of

The greatest band ever

The greatest band ever

Happens to be the one

You are now listening to

We’re the greatest band ever

God we fuckin' rule

We should have like, 12 solid gold tour buses, each with a warp drive so we can

tour the universe, and yachts made out of the bones of endangered species.

Oh, we should have our band name carved into the moon, so that fans can always

see our band name, and we should have guarddogs made out of diamonds to protect

our ruby-encrusted palaces!

Yeah, that

R is the second best letter

Of those mentioned

Because it starts the name of

The greatest singer ever

The greatest singer ever

Happens to be the one

You are now listening to

I’m your favorite singer ever

God I fuckin' rule

You see, I’m not just an average guy, I’m the singer from Psychostick!

I shouldn’t just have one chick, I should have a whole harem, and I shouldn’t

just have one harem, I should have 2, in every state!

And each chick should be

able to fly to Starbucks to get my mocha frappucino, and my chicks have Wi-Fi

preinstalled!

Really fast Wi-Fi

J is a better letter

Than the ones that you’ve heard

Because it starts the name of

The guys playing stringed instruments

We are the ones that

Destroy your faces off

Because we break it down

Feel it

Just kidding

Hey, let’s do A. A is a good letter too, right?

La la-la-la la, la-la la-la-la-la, la-la-la la-la

The greatest band ever

La la-la-la la, la-la la-la-la-la, la-la-la la la la

That’s how you spell our name

Get it fuckin' right

Or we’ll burn down your club