Poetry And Prose - Primus

I ain’t one for poetry, aint’one for prose.

ain’t one for the scent of a sping-time rose.

But the is one face that i do know, i sure get a kick out of that beavis and

butt-head show.

Other day i turn my tv on, and guess what i do see?

Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring on back at me.

Said «what the hell’s this», and ler said «boy, dont’you know?»

The whole world’s gone crazy over that there beavis and butt-head show.

Talk about couch fishing, now i could go for that.

I could go for frog baseball, but i be inclined to use a cat!

On comedy, i’m a stooges man.

i like larry, curly and moe.

But now and then a get a chuckle watchin’the beavis and butt-head show.

Stone-temple pearlvana chain, now there’s a helluva band.

They got that original sound that’s sweepin''cross the land.

Ain’t no zz top though, now that’s the band for me.

If i had my way mtv’d play just them and ac/dc.

I ain’t nothing special, i’m your average kinda man.

I like a frosted barley pop and i drink 'em outta the can!

I don’t give a rat’s ass about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose.

I sure get a kick outta them beavis and butt-head shows.

Butthead: «hey beavis…»

Beavis: «what?»

Butthead: «i was just like… thinking and stuff… it was pretty cool.»

Beavis: «yeah, i’m gonna try that.»

Butthead: «tv is cool…»

Beavis: «yeah, yeah, tv rules… it rules!

yeah…»

Butthead: «hey beavis… i heard that pretty soon, they’re gonna have, like,

500 channels.

That’s gonna be cool.»

Beavis: «really?

that would be cool.»

Butthead: «you know what would be really cool, though?

if like, one of the

channels didn’t suck.»

Beavis: «yeah, but, like, if one of them didn’t suck, why would you need the

other… um…

Three hundred and twenty-seven?»

Butthead: «because, you know all those tv shows that suck?

it’s like,

you gotta put them

Somewhere!

you can’t put 'em on the cool channel!»

Beavis: «yeah, yeah!

they should call it the cool channel!»