Ben Vereen - Pigeon John

Here’s a little story that must be told

Hey, what’s going on?

Can I talk to you?

Can I talk to you?

Oh you need to sit down?

Oh.

I fall in love too easily

I think I fall in love way too fast

I shoulda took a little more time

To really recognize your ugly-ass

When we first went out, I thought you was the bomb

You was kickin all this knowledge on the echos of stuff

You was smart, had intelligence and a bomb booty

Told you how I felt and you start to act snoody

Why’d you have to go and date all my friends?

Talk about you when I go and kick it with them

You spoiled everything, made me cold to the soul

I really think I loved you, let the story be told

Girl I hate you, so much

I wish you were never born

Silly girl, you broke me

My heart’s all ripped and torn

I want a girl that likes to read in the bed

And likes to watch TV drinkin coffee in the spread

Yeah, that’s my type of girl fa sho'

Huh, I don’t wanna chase you no mo'

You a mean little woman but yo sho' is fine

The type of girl that makes a brother lose his mind

Give away all his money, tryin to taste a little honey

And you know what you’re doin, girl this stuff ain’t funny

Everytime you laugh it’s like a knife in my heart

You question these dudes' girls right from the start

Heh, you gon' make me date a FUGLY girl

But she know how to cook, make me rule the world

Yeah.

Yes you

Guys!

(HUH?) GET OVER HERE!

Sing

Why you gotta be so low?

Why you gotta act so mean?

You’re such a pretty girl on the outside

But your inside’s Ben Vereen

Why you gotta be so low?

Why you gotta act so mean?

You’re such a pretty girl on the outside

But your inside’s Ben Vereen

Why you gotta be so low?

Why you gotta act so mean?

You’re such a fine girl on the outside

But your inside’s a ugly scene

Why you gotta be so low?

Why you gotta act so mean?

You’re such a pretty girl on the outside

But your inside’s a (black demon that ain’t free)