Peter Piper - Benny Goodman and His Orchestra

I’m in the middle of solving a riddle that no one can do;\nThat goes for Albert Einstein, the League of Nations too,\nSo now my fine and feathered friend,\nI’ll leave it up to you.\nIf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,\nHow much do I love you?\nThen what have I got to pick to turn the trick\nAnd make you love me too?\nIf Simple Simon sat beside a shallow saucer\nTryin' to catch a whale\nThen what have I got to try to make you buy\nThe heart I’ve got for sale?\nHow much wood would a wood-chuck chuck\nIf a wood-chuck could chuck wood?\nI’d chuck double with no trouble\nIf it did me any good\nIf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers\nI’ll tell you what I’d do\nI’d pick a peck of peppers\nSit beside a saucer\nI’d even be a wood-chuck\nChuck-in all I could chuck\nJust to make you love me too.