Tall Thin Men - Pet Shop Boys

I’m not one of those

Tall thin men who like show tunes

I’m not that twee

Carousel is

— Les Mis as well is —

Living hell for me

'Cause I’m not one of those tall thin men who likes

Show tunes

On the West End stage

Ute Lemper

Puts me in a temper

And so does Elaine flaming Paige

I would rather go clubbing

Than sit through for Phantom or Cats

They’re so sad

I get mad

And never ever wanna

Listen to Madonna

Singing «Don't cry for me, Argentina»

Gimme «Get into the groove»

Some house or garage

A banging barrage

Of mixing to make me move

'Cause I’m the type of a tall thin man who likes no tunes

When I get on one

And in a coma

Oklahoma!

Is still too bloody long

I would pay a fine

Not to stand in line

Just to see Miss Saigon