Two Fat Ladies - Paul Weller

Two fat ladies at my door

Over the hills and far much more

Seeking the teats of mother and child

Some marked bitter, others mild

Two fat ladies click, click, click

I’ve gone too far and far too quick

Yester, yesterday is gone

Very nice then but now all worn

Dry that, dry that tear away

Come back when the world has changed

On and on and on we go

Courage and brave for all on show

On and on, on and on we go

Two fat ladies, 88

Chatting and waiting on a garden gate

Two young fellows not too late

What’s the time and what’s our fate?

Sugar, sugar, ain’t it sweet

Loves your mind but rots your teeth

Looking for sugar for my bowl

Up the apples and down the road

Been all over this town today

But can’t find my feet or stand up straight

Silver veils that dance and hide

Golden tales lay on their side

Raise my glass, I’m in the pink

I’m sitting here waitinq for the sun to sink

On and on and on we go