Gutless Wonder - Paul Kelly

Here he comes now, gutless wonder, with his merry crew

Stepping lightly, smiling brightly, those big eyes on you

Bet your bottom dollar he will talk you up

Bet your bottom dollar he will sweep you up

He’s a nimble fella, better watch your step

With the old soft shoe

Bet your bottom dollar he will suck your prick

Bet your bottom dollar he will make it slick

He’s a rubber fella with a mean back flip

When you’re out of view

Gutless wonder, dancing around you, almost cheek to cheek

Smell his hunger, feel his power, it can make you weak

Bet your bottom dollar he will suck your prick

Bet your bottom dollar he will make it slick

He’s a double fella with a mean back flip

And a smooth soft shoe

Bet your bottom dollar he will lap it up

Bet your bottom dollar you won’t fill him up

He’s an empty fella, watch him swelling up

He’s got the drip on you

He’s got the grip on you

Here he comes, watch out now!

Gutless wonder on the prowl!

Watch your step, he’s a gaping hole

Gutless wonder will suck your soul