Bony Moronie - Paul Jones

I love her she loves me

Oh how happy we could be

Making love underneath the apple tree

Now wait a minute

I got a girl named Bony Moronie

She’s as skinny as a stick of macaronie

Oughta see her rock n roll with her blue jeans on

She’s not very fat, just skin and bone

But I love her, and she loves me

Oh how happy now we can be

Makin' love underneath the appletree…

Well I told her mama and her papa too

Just exactly what I wanna do

I wanna get married on a night in June

And rock n roll by the light of the silvery moon

Cause I love her, and she loves me

Oh how happy now we can be

Makin love undernesth the appletree…

She’s my one and only, she’s my hearts desire

She’s a real upseter she’s a real life wire

Everybody turns when my baby walks by

She’s something to see, she really catches the eye

That’s why I love her, and she loves me

Oh how happy now we can be

Makin' love underneatn the appletree