Psycho In Love - Patent Pending

She can be a bit dramatic I’m an addict

For the way she leaks the air out from my tires

I’m not saying I’m old fashion

But I’ve got this burning passion

For the way she likes to set my things on fire

She likes to cast me out to break me into little pieces

Yeah she loves to bring me down

She leaves me poison in the closet

Leaves me hatemail by the faucet

But there’s no one that I’d rather be around

If she’s a lunatic, then I’m crazy

She likes to tie me up and call me baby

There’s not a single thing about her I trust but

If psycho is as psycho does

I guess I’m psycho in love

Oooh oooh

Oooh oooh

She’ll drive my car into the river

Kick and scream till I forgive her

Then make me sleep out on the couch alone

She makes me breakfast in the morning

Kicks me out without a warning

Then follows me and wiretaps my phone

If she’s a lunatic, then I’m crazy

She likes to tie me up and call me baby

There’s not a single thing about her I trust but

If psycho is as psycho does

I guess I’m psycho in love

The girl’s schizophrenic

Her life is a panic unbalanced

And manic she’s crazy

The way things are going

There’s no way of knowing

The cards she’s been showing

She hates me

I’m not even sure who she is any more

But I know that I need her to stay

No I won’t let the doctors take her away

Oooh oooh

Oooh oooh

Oooh oooh

Oooh oooh

Oooh oooh

If she’s a lunatic, then I’m crazy

She likes to tie me up and call me baby

There’s not a single thing about her I trust but

If psycho is as psycho does

I guess I’m psycho in love

Oooh oooh