Boing! - Nik & Jay, Joey Moe

It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle

Rip, Rip, Rip van Winkle, he can shit on a shingle at dawn

Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing… boing?

She’s a fun-lovin' woman and I’d love to see her wiggle

She’s a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle

She’d love to do a boing, boing, boing… boing?

Oh yeah