Baby, I Grew You a Beard - Neil Halstead

Sitting on my own girl

I’ve had time to grow a beard for you

Hiding out in cars

I’ve been tryna find a way back home to you

Thease California stars girl

They’ve been hanging out for you

Cos I know that you’ll love the man

Whose follicles are growing just for you

Could you find a job for someone

Who don’t know the first thing

I could sit on the fence

Learn self-defence

I could watch some telly

And get real smelly

Oh I don’t know

I could fight a battle

Yeah shake my rattle

I could sleep I s’pose

Get bellicose

Oh I don’t know

I could dream of rainbows

Melting ice flows

I could squeeze a melon

Commit a felon

Oh I don’t know

I could meditate

I could mediate

I could pilorise

I could plagiarize

Oh I don’t know

I could get in training

To be amazing

I could tie myself up I could set myself free

Sitting on my own girl

I’ve had time to grow a beard for you

Hiding out in cars

I’ve been tryna find a way back home to you

Thease California stars girl

They’ve been hanging out for you

Cos I know that you’ll love the man

Whose follicles are growing just for you