Pip Digs Pep - Negativland

Say, Gang, have you ever stopped to think of this?

You might be a dunk.

Do you know what a dunk is?

Well, if you don’t, I’ll tell ya

Pip digs Pep

And Pep digs Pip

Pip digs «Horrible Cup»

And Pep takes a trip

Ed takes the bus

The bus is red

Pep drinks «Horrible Cup»

It goes to his head

A dunk is a fella or girl who takes chances

Yes, Sir, dunks are just plain fools

Every year, thousands of dunks are hurt

Just because they’re dunks!

They run out to the street without looking both ways

They do all sorts of things they shouldn’t do

And they pay for it, too

And Y’know, it’s a shame, too

'cause, dunks are just plain fellas and girls

The only difference is: They get hurt

Act like a dunk, and you won’t be able to do all things

That are so much fun to do

Don’t you be a dunk!

Don’t take chances!

Pam finds a pot

Pip crosses the street

Pip sits on the pot

The pot tips on Pete

The bike is red, and

The light is green

Pip digs the bike

But Ed is mean

Remember, look both ways before you cross the street

Never ever step off the curve, until you know the coast is clear!

It only takes a second, but it may mean the difference

Between a summer filled with fun, and months in bed

Don’t be a dunk!

Don’t take chances!

Remember

All the time

Everywhere

Be cautious

Take care

Your brain is loud

And your dog is big

The words change fast for you to dig

You’re in the street and you start to run

Can’t go too fast, when you’re running over someone

Well there’s only one kind of person who takes chances around automobiles

And that person is a dunk

Sooner or later, dunks get hurt

They do all kinds of foolish things

As a matter of fact

Dunks just aren’t very smart

Ed hugs Pam

Pam hugs Ed

The car goes fast

The light is red

The rain comes down, and the streets are slick

And you’re feeling kind of a sick

With a headache in my throat, and a sour in my head

In the street with lots of people, where I’m better off dead

And don’t you forget!

Some grownups are dunks too

The thing to remember is, don’t start being a dunk —

And you won’t end up being one

Remember that, gang, don’t be an old dunk!

Don’t take chances!

Stop on the curve, and make sure the coast is clear

This is Mike Wallace reminding you

All the time

Everywhere

Be cautious

Take care

Your brain is loud

And your dog is big

The words change fast for you to dig

You’re in the street and you start to run

Can’t go too fast, when you’re running over someone

Play safe, and you’ll be able to keep right-on, ???