You Ain't Dolly - Nashville Cast, Clare Bowen, Chris Carmack

You ain’t dolly

You ain’t porter

She’s a little bit fuller

Yeah?

Well you’re a whole lot shorter

Let’s dance all night and fill the juke box full a quarters

Coz you ain’t Dolly

No?

and you ain’t porter

I noticed you right of the back in them cowboy boots

Who couldn’t help but see you in that rhinestone suit

Well that’s coz I’m the reigning queen of karaoke night

Well if I get drunk enough to sing hell I just might

But hey now don’t you worry cowboy coz I’ll get your through

We’ll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

Coz you ain’t Dolly

And you ain’t Porter

She’s a little bit fuller

Oh sweetheart you’re a whole lot shorter

Let’s drink all night and fill the juke box full a quarters

Coz you ain’t Dolly

No and you ain’t Porter

You’ll probably see me country singing on the voice some day

Yeah and I’m the guy they wrote about in 50 shades of grey

Why don’t you come on back to my place and you can have your way

Baby that sounds tempting but I just can’t stay

Oh oh we won first prize cowboy let’s just split the dough

Honey I will always love you but we’ll never know

Coz you ain’t Dolly

Babe you ain’t no Porter

She’s a little bit fuller

And you’re a damn sight shorter

We danced all night and filled the juke box full a quarters

Coz you ain’t Dolly

And you ain’t Porter

no no

You ain’t Dolly

No and you ain’t Porter