One Blade Shy Of A Sharp Edge - Nanci Griffith

You honk the horn on your Mercedes Benz

I’ve rolled up my windows so you’re honkin' again

Your stereo could drive the devil out

Hey, you drink too much and talk too loud

But you think you got it made

Think you got it made

Think you got it made

When you’re one blade shy of a sharp edge

Republican is the way you vote

You’ve got a sticker on your bumper that’s how I know

And you think true love is around the bend

You’ve been around the bend since the age of ten

But, you think you’ve got it made

Think you got it made

Think you got it made

When you’re one blade shy of a sharp edge

Now, I’m a little too old for your toupe curls

I’m a full grown woman and you’re lookin' for girls

Hey, it’s a Saturday night so go on down the road

I’ll cancel you out when I go to the polls

But you think you got it made

Think you got it made

Think you got it made

When you’re one blade shy of a sharp edge

Hey, hey