Master Shredder - Nacho Picasso

I’m straight from Atlantis

Shifty and scandalous

My skin is a canvas

My bitch be the baddest;

Supplies drugs on campus

And fucks like a Mantis;

Tears the head off her lovers

Then sniffs up the dandruff

She handles the dick

Cause she’s used to the sandwich

She talk just like Jocelyn

She used to speak Spanish

She grew up in a youth home

Restricted from matches

She loves to act ratchet

She loves to swing hatchets

She loves to get tied up

She loves to use gadgets

Superficial bitch, and I’m a chick magnet

Make her come to life like that Indian cabinet

Maybe I meant «cupboard,»

Don’t cuff her god damnit

Well cuff her if you want

But you’ll suffer like Hamlet

Put your eggs in one basket

Pack 'em in, scramble it

Your anger;

better channel it

Before I Mickey Mantle it

Your name on a tablet

And I can just imagine it

Sober like never

Doper than ever

Master like shredder

I be dashin' for the cheddar

Compare me to them

But I’m actually better

Rip the patch off your sweater

Head actually severed

Sober like never

Doper than ever

Master like shredder

Dashin' for the cheddar

Compare me to them

But I’m actually better

Rip the patch off your sweater

Head actually severed

This is the city of acid rain

I ain’t even gotta ask for brain

Ask your dame or your past few flames

I rub it in like it’s Accutane

I’m back to claim that black poon-tang

I Courtney Love her like black Cobain

I’mma fuck up her rep hold her name in shame

Now she loses her caboose on the crazy train.

When I’m ghost you’ll still love me, Patrick Swayze game

Wish I could warp back to the 80s and mack Dianne Lane

I’m high insane

I’mma die in vain

And try again

Cause I’m a cool cat

I got lives to burn

Put me in the ashtray, why buy an urn?

When I die she gon' buy my sperm

And try to learn

All my prophecies

Until my return

I’m Willy D pimpin'

That’s bald, no perm

Shoulda stopped me 'fore I turn

While you all concerned

Sober like never

Doper than ever

Master like shredder

I be dashin' for the cheddar

Compare me to them

But I’m actually better

Rip the patch off your sweater

Head actually severed