I Love You, But You're Standing On My Foot - The Mr. T Experience

When I saw you standing there in your lacy underwear I knew I was in the

Ladies' dressing room and now I’ve seen it all and they kicked me out of the

Mall but it was wonderful and now we’ve got a lot to talk about yeah I know

Yeah but when we’re hanging out it always seems like you’re having a cow I Love You But You’re Standing On My Foot.

There’s got to be some way for

You and me to act our age and maybe make a change where will we be next

Know it’s not much of a life you’re in color I’m in black and white but we play

Parcheesi every Saturday night so that’s all right cause I love you but you’re

Standing on my foot yeah yeah.

And you were wearing your hat that said god

Guts and guns made America free let’s keep all three and you were smiling but

I could see your disappointment and a piece of something green stuck

Between your teeth I said I’m so impressed you said surely you dressed I said

Yes but stop calling me Shirley it’s not my name.