Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend - The Mr. T Experience

I still haven’t found a girlfriend

Though I’ve tried a lot

So can you help me please

It’s tougher than I thought

The odds are pretty good

But the goods are pretty odd

Still at this point I’d take anything you’ve got

You see this all the time

Nice girls in love with jerks

What could they be thinking

Tell me how it works

If I’ve got some problems

Well I wouldn’t be the first

But the ones I have in mind are even worse

And even Hitler had a girlfriend

Who he could always call

Who’d always be there for him

In spite of all his faults

He was the worst guy ever

Reviled and despised

Even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can’t I?

Why can’t I?

Life is full of contradictions

Hard to understand

And for every happy woman

There’s a lonely man

Nixon had his puppy

Charles Manson had his clan

But God forbid that I get a girlfriend

Even Hitler had a girlfriend

Who he could call his own

To sweeten days of bitterness

And feeling all alone

I’m not as bad as Hitler

But it doesn’t mean a thing

Since they’d rather be with Hitler more than me

I don’t see why they’d rather be with Hitler more than me