The Lumberjack Song - Monty Python, Tom Hanks

I never wanted to do this job in the first place!

I… I wanted to be… A LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree!

As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!

With my best girl by my side!

The Larch!

The Pine!

The Giant Redwood tree!

The Sequoia!

The Little Whopping Rule Tree!

We’d sing!

Sing!

Sing!

Oh, I’m a lumberjack,

And I’m O.K.

I sleep all night

And I work all day.

CHORUS:

He’s a lumberjack,

And he’s O.K.

He sleeps all night

And he works all day.

I cut down trees,

I eat my lunch,

I go to the Lavantory.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties:

He cuts down trees,

He eats his lunch,

He goes to the Lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shopping

And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS:

He’s a lumberjack

And he’s O.K.