The Angels Are Voyeurs - Momus

God is a tender pervert and the angels are voyeurs

Watching us forever, their vision never blurs

They make us then forget us for a hundred million years

And then by chance they glance at us and something in them stirs

They find us so provocative, so weak, so full of pride

Our cleverness, our nakedness, fills them with delight

The way we hold our coffee cups, the way we pick our words

God is a tender pervert and his angels

His angels are voyeurs

And when the tender pervert is too busy to admire us

He sends his angels down to pass amongst us and desire us

He gives them little notebooks where they note each quirk and boast

Our foolish pride and pompousness turn him on the most

When we’re throwing temper tantrums

When we’re giving up the ghost

The pervert keeps his distance

But his angels, his angels move in close

It intoxicates the Spaceman, watching how we thrill ourselves

Not by sex but by devising new ways to kill ourselves

He sees the way we tamper with the things we most depend on

The danger stands his hair on end and gives him a hard-on

He calls his angels down to watch that slut the world get hers

God is a tender pervert and his angels

His angels are voyeurs

The pervert and his angels hide amongst the stars and watch

And as we blow ourselves to bits the angels pump their cocks

Their semen flows across the sky and forms new milky wheys

And somewhere in some galaxy in less than seven days

They make a planet more curvaceous and much sexier than ours

Full of bigger sinners

More worthy of voyeurs