Madame Dracula - Mighty Sparrow

You went to St. Thomas and you pick up your bride

You went in the chapel, she was by your side

After you done married, you’re feeling okay

Tell your wife to listen carefully to what people say

When they see you madam walking up the street

People does stand up and watch down at she crooked feet

People would say she husband so spectacular

So everybody does call she

Madame Dracula

You went to St. Thomas, you carry Christo

Christo say your wedding was a pappy show

With so much old nigga and so much of bum

All you had to eat was roti

And all you had to drink was rum

Then you bring the Yankee woman back to Trinidad

But none of your friends don’t like sh

She too old and hard

People say sh husband nose perpendicular

So everybody does call she

Madame Dracula

That so, man

You went to St. Thomas, you playing a Lord

And you spend more money than you could afford

You leave the impression that you have some cash

Always fooling people, Boo Boo Man, you want a lash

Whenever your madame talking, she mouth like a swamp

Frank Sinatra sing about she, say de lady is a tramp

People say she husband nose perpendicular

So everybody does call she

Madame Dracula

The day that you’re married to this old maid

Well even the preacher and all was afraid

Your shirt out your trousers, your jacket so short

Like when you’re appearing for thiefing fowl at the Police Court

That’s why the people ain’t have no respect for your wife

And ah feel if she ain’t leave you she wasting she life

I would say she husband nose perpendicular

And meh self will call she

Madame Dracula