Planet Purge Pt. 2 - Midnight Tyrannosaurus, EH!DE

Morty, agh!

A fucking Amish bitch shot me!

She tried to purge me, Morty

You let your wiener do the walking and now I’m dead

Rick!

She took the car!

Are you fucking kidding me Morty?

She took my car and the gun

We’re like the rest of these assholes now

We’re gonna get purged Morty

Help me up

Oh geez, geez

Wait a minute Rick, why don’t we just use your portal gun

It’s in the car, dip-ass

Heads up, rapists

Well don’t just stand there Morty

Purge 'em

Wait, stop!

Please don’t kill me

I never intended to harm you I swear

I am trying to end the festival

What do you mean

I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that run our society

And save my people from the horrors of this yearly festival

Fuck that, Rick!

We gotta kill her

Kill her

What-

Kill her!

Geez, Morty purge it down a little

Purge, don’t purge

You’re sending me mixed messages, Rick!

Morty you’re acting like a freaking lunatic, calm down

Screw you Rick!

I’ll purge you too you old rickety piece of crap

This has been a long time coming

I’m gonna rip your fucking guts out and smear them all over your face!

Oh man

What are you doing?

A sequel

Just hit a button, Morty

Gimme a beat

Oh geez, geez

Disqualified

Boo!

Geez, wow Morty

Now you’re getting into it

Hey you know what Morty

Why don’t we christen our squeaky clean windshield here

By watching a little of this purge through it

What?!

No, what is your problem?!

Morty, grow up

If you don’t wanna watch, don’t watch

But it’s my car, so

Also if you tell your Mom about this I’ll purge you

You’re the worst

And this planet is the worst

How can you be into this?

You know, people are gonna kill each other

So what

You trying to sit here and tell me that if there’s a video online with someone

getting decapitated you don’t click on it?

No. why would I do that?

You do that?

I don’t, because it would bore me

I see shit like that for breakfast, Morty

But if you don’t do it, I say it’s because of your own primal instincts

So you stuff 'em down and-

Oh, oh!

Shh, shh, it’s starting!

Oh ho ho, here we go!

I’m not watching

Yeah yeah, your medal’s in the mail

I’ma get a closer look

Oh ok, sure

And then someone’s gonna throw a rock and hit the car

And then we’re gonna crash and we’re gonna be stuck out there and it’s gonna be

what we deserve

Yawn

That was… ok, yeah

That was gross

What are you doing?

Just hit a button, Morty

Gimme a beat

Disqualified

Oh geez, geez

Geez, wow Morty

Now you’re getting into it