Tight Blue Jeans - Mickey Avalon

Oh shit, the Av’s back up in this bitch

And it goes like this

Work that pole baby shake your tits

I see your girly and she looking at me

She wanna know what’s in these tight, blue jeans

A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder

than mine

Call me quick, draw me cross

Suicide bomber, juiced on the loose like Osama bin Laden

Naked on the crucifix like Madonna

I’mma take the low road, meet me at the bottom

These are the things that are better forgotten

Don’t eat the corn, babe it’s green and its rotten

I wouldn’t laugh man it could be your daughter

Damn that shit bitch will do for a dollar

I see your baby and she looking at me

I’m 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans

A bad bitch if good to find, now I’mma mess with her body while I play with

your mind

I see your girly and she looking at me

She wanna know what’s in these tight, blue jeans

A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder

than mine

I’ll be the man behind the mask

Phantom of the Opera

Slammin' that ass like a Harlem globe trotter

You ain’t got a chance against my Chevy and parlour

Now

Blah, blah, blah, yaddy, yaddy, yadda

Pay me today and I’ll see you tomorrow

Don’t laugh man it could be your daughter

Sold her for the

I see your baby and she looking at me

I’m 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans

A bad bitch if good to find, now I’mma mess with her body while I play with

your mind

I see your girly and she looking at me

She wanna know what’s in these tight, blue jeans

A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder

than mine

Good girls go to heaven

Bad girls go to hell

So if you wanna have some fun then just don’t kiss and tell

I said, good girls go to heaven

And bad girls go to hell

So if you wanna have some fun then just don’t kiss and tell

I see your baby and she looking at me

I’m 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans

A bad bitch if good to find, now I’mma mess with her body while I play with

your mind

I see your girly and she looking at me

She wanna know what’s in these tight, blue jeans

A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder

than mine