The Time We Faced Doom (Skit) - MF DOOM

When this reporter babe get here, she gon' be on our tip, man.

You know she

gon' wanna write about me and my man here, all kind of long articles and stuff.

Flash Message Top Secret Ultra

Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper, that’s gonna be

the end, secret exposed, his face, for everyone to see man.

That’s the wack,

you know.

Ears Only

Yo, man, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout, man?

That’s gon' get my man big fame,

man, cash money too.

Arrange Temporary Transfer This Agency

Yo, but what about money?

Yeah.

If I do this interview, will, you know,

will I get paid for it?

Metal Face DOOM

Hell yeah, man!

You gon' get G’s!

Your Concurrence In The Above Is Assumed

Yo, where do you get your information from?

«You're gonna get paid,

«you don’t get paid for an interview and shit, you don’t get paid for that.

Yeah, he’ll come out in it, but he’s not gonna get money.

Notify MF, KMD, GYP, CM.

Effective Immediately

Yeah, but that’s true, what he said, man.

I don’t, I don’t want my pictures in

the papers

Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works.

You’re gonna get cash money

for this.

You might not get the money, like, right now, but you gon' have money

like Barry White, man!

You can do all kind of crazy shit you wanna do when you

get this publicity, man.

Top Secret Ultra End Of Message

Um

Huh

Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure?

I ain’t sayin' nothing

Why don’t you tell him about the time we faced Doom?

Alright.

Well as I remember, Doom had threatened the world leaders with

destruction of every major city on earth.

*Telephone Rings*

Headquarters

Good evening

Would you believe it?

It’s Doom on the phone!

What’s on your evil mind?

Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well.

I have plotted my revenge on

you.

Now I shall have it!

Bid farewell to your friends!

Doom hates us all, but in his warped mind, he has a personal score to settle

with me

Operation Doomsday