I've Done It All - Merle Haggard, The Strangers

Did you ever steal a quarter when you was 10 years old?

Ever wear a brogan with a hole in the sole?

Did you ever ride a freight train while running from the law?

I’ve done it all, Lord, Lord, I’ve done it all

Did you ever spend a winter in a dirty jail?

Did you ever buy a topcoat at a rummage sale?

Did you ever spend a Christmas inside detention hall?

I’ve done it all, Lord, Lord, I’ve done it all

Well, I’ve picked my share of cotton, boys

And I’ve drove one railroad spike

And I’ve been everywhere I talk about

And I can tell you what its like

I’ve even been to San Francisco wearing regular clothes

With them modern hippie folks staring down their nose

I can proudly say I’ve answered my patriotic call

I’ve done it all, Lord, Lord, I’ve done it all