Guinevere - MC Lars, YTCracker, K.Flay

they call me arthur ruler of camelot

i’m a demigod got a team of knights

got a sword name excalibur legendary damager

everyone knows i’m the round table manager

lordship had a courtship with a broad named guenviere

she’s a little cute but i fear

my chief knight lance he’s got the hots

for my fair maiden a crush of sorts

don’t want to rush to conclusions

but when he’s around it’s a little confusing

cant tell if she’s faithful but i’m getting a vibe

that she’s cheating on me and sneaking behind

my back should i put lance on the rack?

interrogate him does she want to marry him?

i hope not hope it’s my imagination

'Cause I’d be crushed if she really likes him

I love her

I love her too

I’m caught in between both of you

Arthur got played!

I feel betrayed

From Dark Ages to present day

Arthur, yeah I met him at school

He seemed real cool but he wasn’t

Said he’d treat me like a queen, give me everything I needed

But he gave me nothing

You may have a fancy sword, but up in the sack

I’m feeling hella bored

So I hit up my PC, online, to find a new boy toy to be mine

The name’s Lancelot I break dance a lot

Rolled up in my Caddy to Camelot

Homegirl hit me up, click, send

Want a royal DL girlfriend?

So hey Gwuinevere come and dance with me

The smarted thing you ever did was take a chance with me

Whatever tickles your fancy

I punked that punani like Sid and Nancy… oh!

Facebook posts from Lancelot

Took one look at me, I made them pants all drop

We did things you couldn’t watch on cable

Even got down on the damn Round Table

Playing to dudes like Monopoly

Then I kick them to the curb like purple properties

Though men may try they can not be the boss of me

No more Ms. Nice Girl, fistier than the spiciest Spice Girl

All day on my grind, boys try to hit keep money on my mind

Independent now I roll in a habit

Dollar, dollar bills, I grab it

Guinevere busts balls

Shout outs to my ladies at Seneca Falls

times never change in the camelot lair

sent a squire to her room and she wasnt there

in the future, will people have the same problems?

how will they cope and how will they solve them?

put her face in my book i should post some signs

all around my kingdom then she’ll be mine

again, yeah that’s the ticket

i never thought dames could be so wicked