White Kids Aren't Hyphy - MC Lars

I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me

I wish I didn’t crash going ghost riding nightly

Wish I didn’t have to face the fact that I’m whack on the track

White kids aren’t hyphy!

Got kicked out of Slim’s like a week ago

For crumping in the front row at the Anticon show

And everyone I know says I’m taking my chances

Cruising through Oakland bumping Sage Francis

San Jose rappers say they don’t want to hear

Angry emo raps by Eyedea and Atmosphere

The hippies out in Berkeley tell me I should stop

Ghost riding my Volvo wearing Birkenstocks

So I took my Dad’s Lexus into town for a spin

Surprised him back at home with so (? ‘so' or ‘some'?) 18-inch rims

Up at Live 105 jumping on Aaron’s desk

«Stop playing Mickey Avalon!

His concepts are a mess!»

Traxamillion did this beat, now he’s calling on the phone

Drank too much Hyphy Juice®, then I got a kidney stone

The Bay has come back with a brand new sound

But it’s so hard to be retarded, guess I’ll never be down

I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me

I wish I didn’t crash going ghost riding nightly

Wish I didn’t have to face the fact that I’m whack on the track

White kids aren’t hyphy!

I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not white like Kiera Knightly

I wish I had a whip for the girls rocking Nike

Wish I didn’t have to face the fact when I’m back with the raps

White kids aren’t hyphy!

Showed up at the side-show but they laughed at me

Tried to ghost ride my whip but I hit a tree

And I can’t yoke my Volvo on five bucks a gallon

Didn’t have any thizz so I popped a Valium, because

That’s how we roll when we’re in the Bay Area

The rippers ride the Yellow Bus we bring the mass hysteria

I’m up in the club in my brand new stunnas (? — what word is this?)

Had a seizure form the strobes so my moves got dumber

Keak da Sneak looked at me and said, «Yo this kid can dance!»

I was keeping it so treal that I split my baggy pants

Then I got up on the mic all def (? — I get the pun, but is it ‘def' or ‘deaf'?

) dumb and hyphy

From Richmond to Vallejo rappers want to be just like me

E-40′s in his scraper with his brand new slumper

I’m chillin' with Bubb Rubb in the tricked out Hummer

The kids yell «Yee!»

the whistles go «Whoo!»

Don’t know what I just said on this verse, do you?

I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish these rappers liked me

Wish they weren’t on Myspace always typing «Bite me!»

Wish I didn’t have to face the fact that I lack the attack

White kids aren’t hyphy!

I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not your average white g

Catch me in the Source with five mics?

That’s unlikely

Wish I didn’t have to face the fact that I’m whack like Iraq

White kids aren’t hyphy!

Check out this dance move, it’s the new hyphy style.

You just throw your arms

and legs around like you just got electrocuted.

It’s the new hyphy style.

Let’s get it twisted!

Easy man!

You just kicked my girlfriend in the face!

She’s bleeding everywhere!

Come on man…

Dude, you come on!

I’m just keeping it treal!

I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me

I wish I didn’t crash going ghost riding nightly

Wish I didn’t have to face the fact that I’m wack on the track

White kids aren’t hyphy!

I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not white like Kiera Knightly

I wish I had a whip for the girls rocking Nike

Wish I didn’t have to face the fact when I’m back with the raps

White kids aren’t hyphy!

Shout outs to the whole Bay Area!

What we used to call Marine World

Dr. Comics and Mr. Games

Stanford University — charging too much for a liberal arts education

Silicon Valley, thanks for inventing the Internet

The Oakland A’s — please don’t move to Fremont

I’ll be rocking that hat with even less allegiance

YadidI’msayin?