Muppet Show - Maude

Hold the door, pull the strings

I am your summer fling

Give me more than a spring

'Cause for sure, I’m your thing

Be the beauty, be the queen

Be the king that’ll never sin

Welcome, welcome

Welcome, welcome

Welcome, welcome to the muppet show

To the land of dozen holes

Welcome to the muppet show

The game will kill you nice and slow

Be the beauty, be the queen

Be the, be the, be the

Nice and slow

Be the beauty, be the queen

Be the, be the

Nice and slow

Pull the doll off my bed

I’m your summer squad

You want it all, I’ve got the balls

Now hold the witch, pull the bitch

I’m gonna kill it on the ground

I’m gonna buy a million fans

Put some more tape on my mouth

You’re welcome, welcome

Welcome, welcome to the muppet show

To the land of dozen holes

Welcome to the muppet show

The game will kill you nice and slow

Be the beauty, be the queen

Be the, be the, be the

Nice and slow

Be the beauty, be the queen

Be the, be the

Nice and slow

Be the beauty, be the queen

Be the, be the

Be the beauty, be the queen

Be the, be the

Welcome, welcome to the muppet show

To the land of dozen holes

Welcome to the muppet show

The game will kill you nice and slow

Be welcome, be welcome

Be the beauty, be the queen

Be the king that’ll never sin

Be the beauty, be the queen

Be the, be the

Be welcome, be welcome

Be welcome, be welcome