Tilt a Whirl - Matthew Barber

I’m not impressed

I’m not impressed with you woman

I’m not impressed with you woman, no

Oh woman I’m not impressed

Can’t get no rest with you woman

Feeling so stressed with you woman

Kinda depressed with you woman, oh no

Oh woman I’m not impressed

I’m not impressed with your throw back thighs

I’m not impressed with your big screen eyes

I’m not impressed with your two-tone curls

I’m not impressed with your tilt-a-whirls

Oh no, no, no

I must confess

I must confess to you woman

I must confess to you woman, oh

Oh woman I must confess

That I’m a mess with you woman

When I’m undressed with you woman

Oh you put me to the test woman don’t you woman

Oh woman I must confess

I’m not impressed with your throw back thighs

I’m not impressed with your big screen eyes

I’m not impressed with your two-tone curls

Don’t want to ride upon your tilt-a-whirls

I’m not impressed with your tattoos and your rings

I’m not impressed with your scissors and your strings

I’m not impressed with your poison in your veins

You know it only goes so far with the pain, pain

You see I wanted to be your martyr

Oh I wanted to be your slave

Oh you know I wanted to die on the cross for your sins

So your soul would be saved

Oh but if I don’t ever make it

Oh if I get blown astray

It’s just the wind and the waves

Just keep pushing me away

From the place I was yesterday

From the place I was yesterday

From the place I was yesterday