Like A Fish - Matt Maltese

You said you use chocolate

When you and him take off all your clothes

Why the fuck you tell me that?

Can’t drink that image out of my head

Like a fish

That’s how I drink these days

It numbs the envy I have

Against your tall, kind man

He’s so much taller than I ever will be

You write me in a stranger’s tone

And bring him along to my shows

Well, you need etiquette lessons

And I need something in my drink

Like a fish

That’s how I drink these days

It numbs the envy I have

Against your tall kind man

He’s so much taller than I ever will be

I dream about you four nights a week

Call me romantic

I wish that I could fill his shoes

But I’m only a 7

Like a fish

Pour me a Guinness man

She’s probably screwing him now

Can make all the wisecracks in the world

But I will never be what she wants