Teddy The Dink - Martha and the Muffins

Got a job in a bank sittin' at a desk

Smirkin' at him all the intellects go by

«Little bank boy on the make», they laugh

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Can’t they see?

He’ll never be what they wanted hie to be

Week nights home alone in a bachelor pad

Tryin' to make the station break on TV

Strappin' dudes in Jockey shorts with six-foot frames

Tryin' to sell him cologne at a new low price

Can’t they see?

He’ll never be what they wanted him to be

He’s Teddy the Dink

Livin' on the brink

Money in his pocket

He’ll buy you a drink

He’s got his little woman

But she cannot see

He’ll never be what she wanted him to be

Teddy the Dink

Headin' out on Friday night to dance a while

Wearin' spiff shoes and a leisure suit

Tryin' to get the courage to ask this chick to dance

She sees he’s on the make and looks the other way

Can’t she see?

He’ll never be what she wanted him to be