Waiting For The Girl - Mark Owen

The pope is on the tv

The queen is in the news

My dinner’s in the oven

Michelle she got the blues

The grape is good for picking

The train it runs on time

My mouth is full of nothing

I pour a glass of wine

Police are on a stake-out

The cat is on the prowl

The prize is in a basket

The pictures on the wall

The seed is on the paper

The mouse don’t make a sound

The neighbours they are fucking

The sun is going down

But we’re all

We’re all

Waiting for the girl to call

The clothes are in the washer

The kids are leaving school

My dad has bought a donkey

The other night was cool

The club is never open

The lights are never green

Inside I think im laughing

I like to hear you scream

Theres nothing on the tv

Put on the radio

The song well I’ve heard better

I hate the video

My mates are coming over

Theres nothing left to eat

My cat has eaten so much

She cannot see her feet

But we’re all

We’re all

Waiting for the girl to call

Theres a party gonna crash this Friday

Hey waiting for ya

I killed the bottle

Now my head feels funny

Hey Waiting for ya

The guys are leaving

said they Feel like going out

If I get lucky

Maybe you’ll talk dirty

Waiting for the girl to call

Waiting for the girl to call