At the Nottingham Broadway Mega Resort - Marc Shaiman

Oh, when you first move up to the grand front door

There isn’t just a bellhop, there’s an overture

At the Nottingham Broadway Mega Resort

Every sleek valet

Does a dream ballet

Every check-in is a whiz

Every concierge

Is always on the verge

Of breaking into something out of Mame or Les Miz.

The halls are never shady

Just right for your fair lady

Each room has the aroma

Of Oklahoma

Yes the Hissing Hairspray spa’s always there

For when you need to wash that man right outta your hair

The Damn Yankees bar is there if you’re a sport

Oh, there’s a pool for the sharks!

A pool for the Jets!

And you can bring cats, 'cause we take pets

At the Nottingham Broadway Sunny Vista

(Each rock’s the color purple, so bring your sista!)

To the Nottingham Broadway Mega Resort!