Reality TV - Mal Blum

I watch re-runs of the Jersey Shore

Snooki drank too much, now she’s on the floor

It’s a feeling that I’ve felt before

Though it was not televised

I don’t mind, I don’t get upset

And you’re watching me while I’m watching it

I’m just curious I’m a scientist

But you think that I’m depressed

I watch reality TV

Just look at what it’s done to me

I can’t believe that nothing means

Not half of what it did

I don’t mind, I don’t get upset

But I haven’t left my bedroom yet

And getting dressed was an accomplishment

So you win, you win, you win

You win, you win

Don’t tell me where you’ve been

Don’t tell me what you did

When you were gone

Me, I guess I’m still something of an amateur

You’d think that I would know by now

Season 8 and I ain’t figured it out

So, on film I keep getting my feelings hurt

Or saying things you don’t deserve

Or imprinting on you like a werewolf in love

I did, you don’t get my references

What if I met someone who did

Did it all sound better in your head

That movie was so offensive but it got me through November

Even though I will swear up and down that I wish that I knew better

I wish I did

Don’t tell me where you’ve been

Don’t tell me what you did

When you were gone

When it gets so bad that it’s almost good

I’ll move to San Francisco or Hollywood

I won’t write you like you wish I would

But I’ll miss you all the same

You won’t mind, you won’t get upset

Once you change, all you want is the audience

They are obviously all narcissists

Me, I just love turning off my brain

One big escape

Don’t tell me at all

(don't tell me where you’ve been)

I don’t want to know

(don't tell me what you did)

I’ll just watch it over and over on the show