House of Fun - Madness

Good morning miss

Can I help you son?

Sixteen today

And up for fun

I’m a big boy now

Or so they say

So if you’ll serve

I’ll be on my way

Box of balloons

With the feather-light touch

Pack of party-poppers

That pop in the night

A toothbrush and hairspray

Plastic grin

Miss Clay on all corners

Has just walked in

Welcome to the House of Fun

Now I’ve come of age

Welcome to the House of Fun

Welcome to the lion’s den

Temptation’s on his way

Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss

You misunderstood

Sixteen big boy

Full pint in my manhood

I’m up to date

And the date’s today

So if you’ll serve

I’ll be on my way

Welcome to the House of Fun

Now I’ve come of age

Welcome to the House of Fun

Welcome to the lion’s den

Temptation’s on his way

Welcome to the House of

I’m sorry son

But we don’t stock

Party gimmicks

In this shop

Try the House of Fun

It’s quicker if you run

This is a chemist’s

Not a joke shop!

Party hats

Simple enough clear

Comprehende, savvy, understand

Do you hear?

A pack of party hats

With the coloured tips

Too late!

Gorgon heard gossip

Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay

Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the House of Fun

Now I’ve come of age

Welcome to the House of Fun

Welcome to the lion’s den

Temptation’s on his way

Welcome to the House of